Blind Date
相亲(笑话)
After being with her all evening,the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.Earlier,he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table,he lowered his eyes,put on a grim expression and said,"I have some bad news.My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied."If yours hadn't,mine would have had to!"
和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了.他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了.当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说:“有个不幸的消息,我的祖父刚刚去世了.”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”
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