英语翻译

英语翻译
I think the worst tourist in the world is perhaps Mr Scotti in San Francisco.
Once he flew from the USA to his hometown in Italy to see someone at home.The plane made a one-hour stop to get something at Kennedy Airport of New York.As he thought he had arrived home,Mr Scotti got off the plane.He was in Rome.
When nobody was there to meet him,Mr Scotti thought maybe they held up by heavy traffic.While looking for their addresses,Mr Scotti found that the old “Rome” had changed a lot.Many old buildings were replaced（替代）by the high modern ones.He also found that many people spoke English instead of Italian and that many street signs were written in English.
Mr Scotti knew very little English,so he asked a policeman the way to the bus station in Italian.Luckily,the policeman was also born in Italy and answered him in the same language.
After twelve hours’ traveling round on a bus,the driver handed him over to a second policeman.He asked the policeman why the Rome police employed（雇佣）so many people as policemen speaking English instead of Italian.
Mr Scotti did not believe he was in New York when he was told so.
To get him on a plane back to San Francisco,he was sent to the airport in a police car with sirens（警报器）on.“Look,” said Scotti to himself,“I knew I’m in Italy.That’s how they drive.”
特别是最后的一句话呀!