请问有没有非常短的搞笑点的英语小对话?大约两人至三人的对话~短一点啊,

A:Do you know how to write"pig"?
B:it's easy,p-i-g
A:i do not think so,it is p-u-g
B:no it's "i"!
A:it's you!
B:i!
A:u!
B:i!
A:you!
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