一则英语小故事100词以内,带翻译,幽默或有寓意.单词最好简单一点

顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!
A :Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!
B:Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”
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waiter
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steak
he
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meat.
A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak?
(What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生.
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?
A:I'll have tea.
C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)
B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?
创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶.
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳,
A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!
不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱.
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个.
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们.
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them