故事发生在一个酒吧里.
某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道:“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?”
“是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”
男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”
“我不信,我的狗这么大呢!”骑车男子不信地问:“你那么小的吉娃娃是如何杀死我的罗特韦尔犬的?”
“嗯…………好像是吉娃娃咔在你家狗的喉咙里!”
This story happened in a bar.
One day,a Ben went in the bar and asked,"who owns the rottweiler outside?"
"i do!",a man stood up and said,"what happened?"
Ben said sadly,"my small pet Chihuahua just killed your dog."
"There's no way that your dog can kill my huge dog!"the man said,"but,how can your small Chihuahua kill my dog?
Ben said,"my Chihuahua choked it to death when he swallowed my Chihuahua."
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