求英语对话笑话 要两人 3-5分钟的

There was a hound dog laying in the yard.An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch.
有一只猎犬躺在院子里.一个穿着制服的老人坐在旁边的摇椅上.
"Excuse me,sir,but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
一会一个开着车过来,看见了猎犬,就问:"对不起,老先生,您的狗咬人么?"
The old man replied,"Nope."
老先生斩钉截铁的说：“不”
So the tourist stepped out of his car.The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs.As the dog was dragging him away the tourist was flailing around in the dust and yelled,"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
那人便下了车.只见这猎犬疯也似的朝他扑过来,朝着他的腿和胳膊就咬将起来.慌乱与愤怒之中,游客朝老头喊道：“你不是说你的狗不咬人么?”
The old man replied,"Ain't my dog."
老头说：“这个不是我的狗”