1. A girl's wish
On the way home after watching a ballet performance,the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not haveto stand on their toes all the time.
2.A kiss
At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much,I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."
The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife.The'KISS' she gave me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"
4.A family quarrel
The young newly-weds quarreled. At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears." I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. I'm packing up my things and going off to mother."
"Fine, my dear," said her husband. "Here are the traveling expenses." She counted the money. "What about the money for the return ticket?"