求写 关于寝室生活英文作文 100-120左右的字

汉语：第二天的大会上,宣布优秀寝室时并没有我们616的名字,事后大家一问生活老师才知道因为小李的卫生没搞好,回寝室后集合所有人开了个批斗会来“奖赏”小李,最后小唐为小李做了副对联：“小李千古”,“616万岁”小金低调的问了一下什么意思,小唐把眼一瞪：“这都不知道,对联要求对仗工整“千古”对“万岁”这副对联明显是小李对不起616的意思嘛!”
英文：While declaring excellent bedroom on the conference in the second day have no we 616 name, after the event everyone an ask life teacher to just know because of little Lee's hygiene have never make good, gather owner to open batch Dou after returning to bedroom would"praise" little Lee, end little Tang for little Li3 Zuo4 pair scrolls:"Little Lee be historic", the small gold low key of"616 long live" asked once and what mean, little Tang eye a stare:"This all doesn't know, the scrolls request be whole to battle work"historic" rightness"long live" this pair scrolls obvious is little Lee sorry 616 meaning!"