英语翻译

英语翻译
"Look at my beautiful hat.Shall I tell you a story about it?"my friend Jones said to me one day.
The following was the story:
I had a few days'holiday,so I told my wife,"I'm going to the mountains by train.""I put on my best clothes,took a small bag and I had a beautiful hat,then I went to the station and got into the train.During the trip I often put my head out of the window and looked at the mountains.But the wind pulled my hat off."
I quickly took my old bag and threw it out of the window,too.
The other people in the train laughed."Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?"They asked.
"No,"I answered,"there's no name and no address on my hat,but there's a name and an address on the bag.Someone's going to find both of them near each other,and he's going to send me the bag and hat.