求一有趣的英语故事,要讲给全班同学听的,有趣点的,最好能讲一分半钟

New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time.Entering an office
building,he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room.The doors closed,
lights flashed,and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model
stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement,the hillbilly drawled,"I should have brought my wife!"
新发现
一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛.他走进一座大楼,看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间.房间的门随后关上,有几个灯在闪亮.一会儿,门开了,电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特.
乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛,慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!”